Viagra Vs Tongkat Ali

Viagra Vs Tongkat Ali

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Conclusion: Tongkat Ali is more powderful

 

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High Cost of Dating

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Calculating high cost of dating.




I was having a few drinks with some friends when one of them said, “I would never date a man driving a Malaysian car. It has to be AT LEAST a Japanese car.”

Right.

Well, Daimler-Chrysler — the manufacturer of Mercedes cars — set up a factory in Pekan, Pahang, so I guess a C class would not be up to her standards.

I don’t blame her, really. Men who could only afford a Kancil or a Kelisa could never afford a woman because they are more expensive than cars to maintain.

I mean, you would need at least RM2,000 a month in order to date a woman regularly.

Think about it.
Let’s do some calculations on the cost of maintaining a girlfriend:

A normal date

Here is a breakdown of the cost of an actual date:

1. At least RM10 for transportation.

2. At least RM70 for the food.

3. If both of you drink or go to clubs, say goodbye to your pension fund.

You would go out at least three to four times a WEEK. That’s 12 to 16 times a month. At a very safe estimated average of RM80 for each outing, that adds up to RM960 to RM1280 a month.

But wait, that’s not all.
Birthdays and special occasions
Birthdays would cost you from RM500 to RM1,000 for both gifts and a night out. And that’s only for HER birthday.

If your girlfriend has parents, siblings, favourite nieces, nephews and pets, the current rate is one-third of what you spend on her. Multiple that with EACH family member.

Special anniversaries and events, which are especially designed to suck you dry, would cost at least RM200 a night, plus another RM100 for gifts and whatnot.

These include your relationship’s first-month, sixth-month and first-year anniversaries, New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day, religious holidays blah blah blah.

There’s also emergency shopping where you just HAVE to buy the girl that stuffed hippopotamus dress or rhinestone rhino handbag she’s been craving.



Overhead costs

Like in any business, being with a woman will incur overheads.

Most prominent are phone bills. See them skyrocket as you try to convince her that your phone battery had merely died the night before and that you did not hang up on her.

The worst case of this I have seen was a guy paying off a RM2,500 phone bill in instalments for a year.



Loss of income

Another thing people don’t really see is that being in a relationship would also make you lose your income.

All the nights when you could have been doing some overtime work or even a side business is spent on entertaining your girl.

In fact, being in a relationship is like a job in itself and instead of earning money, you lose it.

The bottomline

Let’s say you spend around RM1,000 a month on dates. Add an average of RM300 for special occasions, shopping and events. With an estimated overhead of RM200 and a loss of income to the tune of RM300 per month, that would set you back RM1,800.

Add another RM200 for an emergency fund if you get into a fight and need to have a reconciliatory date or gift.

There you have it. You need at least RM2,000 a month to maintain a decent girlfriend. And if you’re lucky, she might just hold your hand.

That’s why over 80 per cent of women marry after they’re 30 according to a report in a local English daily.

They quoted the lack of quality men as being one of the main reasons. That’s bull.

There is no such thing as a quality man. We’re all rotten to the core. Give up those screwed-up Barbie-pegasus-Sailor Moon fantasies.

I’ve met quality men and they’re all gay or trying to cheat on their wives.

The REAL reasons why women wait till after 30 to get married are:

1. They need time to stock up on the cash and gifts from the guys. Getting married ends this source of goodies for those freeloaders.

2. Only men above 30 or rich kids can afford them.

I’m not saying this is wrong, I’m just saying that this is how it is.

I don’t blame women for going after money. I mean, who wants to date a loser who can’t afford a Toyota Camry?

Furthermore, money is the source of all happiness.

When you’re sad, just stuff a RM50 in your mouth and you will be singing and dancing again.

Have a fatal stomach wound? Simply rub a few hundred ringgit on the injury and it magically heals itself.

And when you die, you can use your credit card to bribe the gatekeepers of the afterlife to get to the place where the cool people hang out.

And they’d all be driving Honda Civics, no doubt.

 

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Never Give Up

What does this picture tells you?
In Life we must never give up
Always think positive

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Ads Sense

This Baby Ads makes sense
Make better income than Adsense

Contact me if you want to place your advertisement here
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New Bike for Mat Rempit

Coming soon New Big Bike for Mat Rempit

Order one today
Show your talent
Upgrade yourself to Mat Cemerlang

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An Eyeful A Day Poem

Always Remember: An Eyeful a day Make you live longer

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Laughter is the best medicine

Laughter, it's said, is the best medicine. And there's lots of evidence that laughter does lots of good things for us.

It reduces pain and allows us to tolerate discomfort.

It reduces blood sugar levels, increasing glucose tolerance in diabetics and nondiabetics alike.

It improves your job performance, especially if your work depends on creativity and solving complex problems. Its role in intimate relationships is vastly underestimated and it really is the glue of good marriages. It synchronizes the brains of speaker and listener so that they are emotionally attuned.

Laughter establishes -- or restores -- a positive emotional climate and a sense of connection between two people, In fact, some researchers believe that the major function of laughter is to bring people together. And all the health benefits of laughter may simply result from the social support that laughter stimulates.

Now comes hard new evidence that laughter helps your blood vessels function better. It acts on the inner lining of blood vessels, called the endothelium, causing vessels to relax and expand, increasing blood flow. In other words, it's good for your heart and brain, two organs that require the steady flow of oxygen carried in the blood.

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Don't pluck my balls

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Stiffer penalties await Mat Rempits.

Stiffer penalties await Mat Rempits.

Stiffer penalties await Mat Rempits. The Government has decided to amend the laws to include confiscating motorcycles and suspending licenses of those taking part in illegal races, and also taking legal action against organisers of the races.

Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said these proposals have been included in the amendments to the laws relating to illegal racing.

"This is a clear signal that the Government is serious in overcoming the problem of illegal racing," he told reporters after the launch of a road safety campaign in conjunction with the upcoming Hari Raya and Deepavali on Sunday.

He said the Cabinet had agreed to review the existing laws relating to illegal racing. The Transport Ministry was in the final stages of drawing up the proposal, which would be presented to the Cabinet soon, before being tabled in parliament.

He said there was a proposal by some quarters to impose mandatory jail sentence for illegal racers, but the Cabinet felt that the punishment was to heavy.

"What should be done is to tighten the law such as confiscating motorcycles, suspending license, imposing heavier penalty and taking action against organisers of illegal racing," he said



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Friday the 13th Quiz



Quiz for Friday, October 13, 2006: Friday the Thirteenth

1. True or False: Every calendar year contains at least one Friday the 13th.
a. true b. false

2. True or False: Fourteen Friday the 13th motion pictures have been made (so far) in the horror series.
a. true b. false

3. True or False: The 13th day of any month is more likely to occur on a Friday than any other day of the week.
a. true b. false

4. True or False: The fear of Friday the 13th is known as paraskevidekatriaphobia.
a. true b. false

5. True or False: Any month that begins on a Sunday contains a Friday the 13th.
a. true b. false



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1. True or False: Every calendar year contains at least one Friday the 13th.
a. true

2. True or False: Fourteen Friday the 13th motion pictures have been made (so far) in the horror series.
b. false

3. True or False: The 13th day of any month is more likely to occur on a Friday than any other day of the week.
a. true

4. True or False: The fear of Friday the 13th is known as paraskevidekatriaphobia.
a. true

5. True or False: Any month that begins on a Sunday contains a Friday the 13th.
a. true

 

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Google Gadgets for your blog

 

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Fun with color

2 color utilties for you to play with your template
Make sure you save your original template before you play

HTML color tools

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Color Palette Generator

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Recycle condoms to make hair band

I am making several rubber hair bands for my girlfriend
Of course I will not tell her the materials I use,
Save some money for the raining days

Please refer to the diagram on how to do it

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COMPLETED RUBBER HAIR BANDS

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Lyrics Plugin



Lyrics Plugin is a piece of software tailored for music fans. To put it simply - it is an add-on to view lyrics in WinAmp or Windows Media Player. No more searching for lyrics. Just start listening to your favourite songs and lyrics will be displayed automatically. Oh, and if lyrics is not found, you can add it yourself :)

 

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Dog condoms

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If you own a dog and your neighbour own one you need to buy this condom
Your neighbour will be very pleased to let her dog to roam your garden


FAQ

What Sizes and Scents Do They Come In?

Dog condoms come in three sizes to fit small, medium, and large breeds. Almost every dog will find a comfortable, well-proportioned condom to meet their needs. The condoms also come in lubricated and meat scented varieties to enhance pleasure for both dog partners.

How Effective Are They?
Clinical studies are still underway, but we expect them to be about as effective, if used correctly, as human condoms.

Can I Train My Dog To Put It On Himself?
No, the dog will require human intervention each time he wishes to put on or take off a condom.
What About Female Condoms for Bitches?
We recognize that birth control is the responsibility of both partners, and we are currently working on a prototype of a condom for female dogs. However, we don't expect it to reach the market until 2007


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Fighting Cancer with Pineapple

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According to the National Cancer Institute, cancer has now surpassed cardiac disease as the largest killer in the United States. The incidence of cancer increases with age, with approximately 80 percent of cancers occurring in people over the age of 55.

However, according to researchers at the Queensland Institute of Medical Research, preventing cancer may be as simple as eating pineapple.

Pineapple Fights Cancer Growth

While analyzing bromelain, an extract of crushed pineapple stems, researchers found that two molecules isolated from the extract showed promise in fighting cancer growth:

One molecule, known as CCS, blocks a protein called Ras, which is defective in approximately 30 percent of all cancers.

The other, called CCZ, stimulates the body's own immune system to target and destroy cancer cells.

Researchers discovered these two molecules work simultaneously to block the growth of a broad range of tumor cells including breast, lung, colon, ovarian and melanoma.

And while CCS and CCZ are protease enzymes (usually associated with breaking down proteins, as in the digestive process), the above findings distinguish the molecules as a new way of treating disease and potentially a whole new class of anti-cancer agents.


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Very Shocking- Selling body parts in Russia

Selling human body parts is illegal but in Russia they are selling human
body parts from accident victims




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SELLING EATABLE "BODY PARTS" IN THAILAND

Kittiwat Unarrom got a master's degree in fine arts and now makes lifelike body parts out of bread at a bakery in Thailand. All the disturbing yeast sculptures are made out of dough, raisins, cashews and chocolate. He'll also paint the outside with some sort of edible paint to give it an even more gruesome appearance. When asked why he does it, Kittiwat replied, "I'm a wackjob and I like making people sick".

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